SPAM ..... grrrrr......
Many people say e-mail spam is a bad thing. But I must disagree on some points.
Most spam sent out in the past had exceptionally bad grammer and spelling mistakes. Not to mention being completely intelligible. Lately though, the spam has been getting pretty good. Fewer spelling mistakes and the grammer is much better. So we are improving peoples spelling and grammer skills!
The spammers have also started using text from books and articles, so it can be quite entertaining to read about the "foxes that paw and are hungry". I feel sorry for these poor foxes.
Further more, I am now the leading expert on all the different types of sex drugs out there. Viagra, Cialis etc. I also know the normal going rate for these drugs on a per pill basis, and the best place to purchase them.
What about those Morgage (or home loans) special rates and all the financial institutions that want me to confirm my details. Expanding the banking market as well!
The sad side is, in the last year I have had no less than 31 Uncles, Aunts and close family die in Nigeria and leave me a wealth of money in oil, diamonds etc. Including the number of times I have won the UK, US lotto, I should have more money than Bill Gates multiplied by two.
I unfortunately didn't have the $30 000 required in legal fees to deposit into a Swiss bank account to get the process going.
Lately alot of women have been e-mailing me wanting a good shag. What about a couple of "virgins in my are that want me bad". What more can a man ask for?
Okay, all jokes aside, spam is a very real problem. Of late I have noticed that spammers are targeting particular companies with relevant spam. For example my support email is getting e-mails titled "I have problems with e-mail" or some other relevant subject. This is a problem, as I have to open the mail and read this crap to make sure it isn't spam.
Anyway, enough ranting..... until next time.
Most spam sent out in the past had exceptionally bad grammer and spelling mistakes. Not to mention being completely intelligible. Lately though, the spam has been getting pretty good. Fewer spelling mistakes and the grammer is much better. So we are improving peoples spelling and grammer skills!
The spammers have also started using text from books and articles, so it can be quite entertaining to read about the "foxes that paw and are hungry". I feel sorry for these poor foxes.
Further more, I am now the leading expert on all the different types of sex drugs out there. Viagra, Cialis etc. I also know the normal going rate for these drugs on a per pill basis, and the best place to purchase them.
What about those Morgage (or home loans) special rates and all the financial institutions that want me to confirm my details. Expanding the banking market as well!
The sad side is, in the last year I have had no less than 31 Uncles, Aunts and close family die in Nigeria and leave me a wealth of money in oil, diamonds etc. Including the number of times I have won the UK, US lotto, I should have more money than Bill Gates multiplied by two.
I unfortunately didn't have the $30 000 required in legal fees to deposit into a Swiss bank account to get the process going.
Lately alot of women have been e-mailing me wanting a good shag. What about a couple of "virgins in my are that want me bad". What more can a man ask for?
Okay, all jokes aside, spam is a very real problem. Of late I have noticed that spammers are targeting particular companies with relevant spam. For example my support email is getting e-mails titled "I have problems with e-mail" or some other relevant subject. This is a problem, as I have to open the mail and read this crap to make sure it isn't spam.
Anyway, enough ranting..... until next time.
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